Saturday, August 9, 2008

Unsolved Mysteries

How did Grape-Nuts get their name? It's so deceiving. They don't taste, look, or smell anything like grapes or nuts, nor do they appear to be nutritionally comparable to grapes and nuts. I wish they did taste like grapes or nuts because then they would actually taste good. As it is, they just ruined the yogurt I ate for breakfast this morning. Luckily, I was watching Newsies, so I had a few good brawls, a string of catchy songs, and Christian Bale's adorable New York accent and charming smile to distract me from the horrid taste, which was that of neither grapes nor nuts.

Current songs: the entire soundtrack of Newsies (surprise, surprise)

1 comment:

The Dancing Newt said...

It's nice when you work them into things... muffins, grape nuts pudding, etc.

I always imagined it had something to do with grape seeds. I guess it's one of those mysteries of the universe.