Okay, so my birthday was a couple weeks ago, and I'm now a quarter century old. That's not what makes me old, though. Three reasons my friends keep calling me old: I own a rocking chair without the excuse of having a baby, I bought a little skirt to wear with my bathing suit, and I go to water aerobics. I just turned 25, but I sound like I'm 75. For the record, however, water aerobics is a great workout, swim skirts are flattering and totally in this season, and everyone who comes to my apartment wants to sit in the rocking chair.